Give Me Some Blueberry Juice
http://www.newsmaxhealth.com/headline_health/blueberry_juice__memory/2010/01/27/312486.html
I found this article on how drinking blueberry juice improves memory. I think I better get some! I need it. Yesterday proved it. I did stupid…twice. Help me Rodrigo!
Last night I went to Albertsons, got a Red Box movie and bought a few groceries. I came home, came in the house, wandered around for a bit doing this and that and then wondered where the groceries were. I looked and looked but they were no where to be found. Not in the house. Not in the car, inside or the trunk. Not in the garage. I didn’t put them away in the cupboard and forget. I even checked the microwave since I have heard of really dim people putting their food in there and not remembering.
So I got back in the car and went back to the store. They weren’t anywhere there. Not in a cart, not on the ground, not at the check out counter, not in costumer service. So the nice store lady told me to gather up those same groceries again and she gave them to me. Wow. Nice lady. Dumb customer. I’m sure she thought I was a little old lady with no mind. She might be right. I can’t imagine what happened to the groceries. I remember wheeling the cart out of the store, picking up the bag of groceries (I remember because it was sort of heavy) and after that it is a blank. All I know is they never made it home. Could Aliens have snatched them??? I did have some delicious things in my bag…plain yogurt, wheat germ and Italian seasoning. Yum. Just what I think Aliens love to eat.
My second stupid was making a delicious loaf of whole wheat bread with extra fiber and then forgetting to add salt. First bite into a steaming hot slice of bread told me of my mistake. I hate it when that happens. Without salt it tastes so bland and ugh. I had the salt sitting right there too ready to add. I am losing it. Help….. Get me some blueberry juice quick!
We’ll see what today brings. I am on my way to the grocery store to buy some of that blueberry juice. I hope I make it home with it. I hope I make it home…..
